These are mostly jokes or things I actually do believe, written in a silly, provocative way. The one exception is paving the streets with salami and filling mailboxes with mustard: in this instance, I am kidding on the square.
Chillax, broseph, puns are alivealicious. Twin Cities Daily Planet, March 19, 2013.
Our fixation on the un-dead assumes zombies will also be un-nice. MPRnews.org, October 17, 2012.
Art Hounds Parody. (MP3) KFAI, broadcast December 19, 2010.
Northeastern University Times New Roman; multiple pieces. 2005-2007. The Times New Roman was the comedy publication at Northeastern University in Boston. It is only available in super-huge PDFs of the whole issue; those are hard to read! These are plain text PDFs of the humor articles I wrote. Boston, MA. October 2004-Spring 2007.
Give me a break, I was hit by a car. (PDF) Weekly Dig, Boston, MA. June, 2006.
A Stunning Example of How Not to Live. Short film, all but acted by me; 2nd place winner, Iowa State Mac Users Group Film Festival. Ames, IA. Spring 2004.